Alright here we go
Shortly after Halloween we all headed into the bathroom for bath time. While getting the water to the perfect temp (they are like Goldilocks, not too hot, not too cold blah blah blah) I happened to look into the trash barrel and what did I find?!
A half eaten snickers bar. The thieving little crumb-snatchers! The wrapper was opened nicely...not torn through like an animal was going after it. Knowing my little meatball would probably have just eaten through the wrapper I knew she did it...
Now I ask Boog..."Where did this come from???"
And she responds "I don't know. Parker did it"
Haha "Oh really? Because this doesn't look like something Parker would do. I think you did it!"
She proceeds to pout and yells "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW SHIT YOU SHOULDN'T?!?!"
Say Whaaaaat???
"Because I am the mom and I know everything....that's why."
So now when she asks me something and I don't know the answer she says
"But Mum, I thought you knew everything?" Wiseass!
